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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Someone About Paris Hilton Sex Tape


Someone About Paris Hilton Sex Tape... -Everyone has a specific talent that they excel at. Mine is spitting mad game at the honeys and having them do whatever I want *canned laughter* and I'm guessing Paris Hilton's gift is being talentless and making bad porno movies. The tape shows her with then boyfriend Rick Solomon having sex with really bad lighting and that's it. It's not interesting, it's not hot, and since porn is meant to make you randy I say this movie failed in that aspect because Paris Hilton is about as sexy as Ann Coulter. She looks like a twig so why anyone would want to hit that is beyond me. The tape magically surfaced just when Hilton needed a career boost and whiles a lot of people accuse Solomon of it i think that Hilton herself leaked the tape because there's no such thing as bad publicity and judging by the media's obsession with this talentless anorexic I'm guessing her strategy paid off well.
-This woman 'Paris Hilton' will do anything to be in the spotlight and this piece of s**t shows just how low she'll go for attention. In the world of celebrity porn, this is definitely at the bottom of the barrel. Unless skinny spoiled blondes are your thing then there's no reason to waste time with this. Watch the Pam Anderson tape instead.

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